Thursday, November 25, 2010

Time to Change the Tone

Light some candles. Stoke the fire. Put on some Barry White. Aww... yeah. It's on.

My life is fucking amazing. There are new girls in my life. There are new goals and all kinds of new goodness. I won't go into the details, but suffice it to say that I can now walk into any bar, club, or restaurant in town and order a hand-job on-the-house.

That may be overstated. But you get the idea.

On a different note, I just went to see the new Harry Potter Movie... by myself. Does that make me slightly less debonair? No. But it does renew my reservation near the head-table in the Hall of Nerd-dom after the rapture. At least I can keep wearing my top hat.

Stay Thirsty.

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